Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright
My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
- Rosanne Barr
Setting a goal is not the main thing. It is deciding how you will go about achieving it and staying with that plan.
- Tom Landry
World War II Quote
"The men of Normandy had faith that what they were doing was right, faith that they fought for all humanity, faith that a just God would grant them mercy on this beachhead or the next. It was the deep knowledge -- and pray God we have not lost it -- that there is a profound moral difference between the use of force for liberation and the use of force for conquest."
- U.S. President Ronald Reagan, Normandy, France, June 6, 1984.
U.S. President Quote
"The passion for office among members of Congress is very great, if not absolutely disreputable, and greatly embarrasses the operations of the Government. They create offices by their own votes and then seek to fill them themselves."
- James K. Polk
Elvis Presley Quote
I don't want to read about some of these actresses who are around today. They sound like my niece in Scarsdale. I love my niece in Scarsdale, but I won't buy tickets to see her act.
- Elvis Presley
We can talk all we want 2, but the world still goes around and round.
- Tevin Campbell, Round and Round
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