Random Quotes

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
- Groucho Marx

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair

Sports Quote

Power is not revealed by striking hard or often, but by striking true.
- Honore de Balzac

World War II Quote

"We secured peace for our country for one and a half years, as well as an opportunity of preparing our forces for defense if fascist Germany risked attacking our country in defiance of the pact. This was a definite gain to our country and a loss for fascist Germany."
Josef Stalin - July 3, 1941 - (Speaking of the 1939 non-aggression pact between the USSR and Germany)

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U.S. President Quote

"Fondly do we hope--fervently do we pray--that this mighty scourge of war may speedily pass away."
- U.S. President Lincoln at his second inauguration ceremony on March 4, 1865.

Elvis Presley Quote

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
- Elvis Presley

Prince Quote

Now Prince..?? This year has been absolutely BRUTAL! Prince, Bowie, Frey, Emerson, Kantner, Bain, Martin, Shandling.Carpe Diem everyone!
- Mike Portnoy (Dream Theater, Winery Dogs)

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